Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): Can I address the court?
Judge: Of course.
Defendant: If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?
Judge: I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in
Defendant: What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?
Judge: I can't do anything about that. There's no law against
Defendant: In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch.